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PLEASE DO NOT ORDER MERCH AND RECORDS TOGETHER. YOUR ORDER WILL BE CANCELED.
If you’re reading this, you have secured a WaxBux™ with your purchase of some cool Merch Vessel merch! What are WaxBux™? What can you do with them? What are they for? It’s all quite convoluted and intentionally difficult!
I was so tired of losers constantly bitching that people who are “TRVE FANS” were unable to get copies of records, and that they only went to “flippers and bots”. So, here’s your chance to literally get records for being a fan.
Every merch order placed will come with WaxBux™. These WaxBux™ can then be redeemed for stuff! So, if you’re a WV fan buying a shirt, or a big fan of a band buying ALL their merch, or if you’re just a casual dude who grabbed a shirt here or there, you can save up those WaxBux™ for some cool perks!
NEW UPDATES AS OF 1/1/21! - ALL MERCH ORDERS WILL COME WITH ONE $3 WAXBUCK. THER WILL BE NO MORE DOUBLE WAXBUX™
I know it’s corny as hell, but I think it could be fun! And if you’re buying merch anyway (no, I won’t be selling WaxBux™ for literal cash, don’t be weird) then it’s just a cool bonus for the records. Synergy!
So! When you have your WaxBux™ and you see a release get announced that you want to redeem for, just message me on announcement day that you would like to redeem them for that release.
I repeat: WaxBux™️ can only be redeemed on the day the band is announced.
You must send a video of you saying what release you are redeeming them for, with the name of the release written on the WaxBux™️, and then you must destroy the WaxBux™️ and show me the destroyed bux. No cuts or edits in the video. Put your phone on a flat surface and send me the un-interrupted footage of you cutting them up or whatever.
EA always goes live at 12:15 CST on drop days. If you put in the password and it doesn’t load, it means you are doing it too early. If you try the password too many times it will lock you out and you’ll miss EA. EA is good for one copy total. No more than one EA copy unless you are doing multiple EA. You can not buy a copy at drop if you EA. The password is not to be shared. The variants are limited to make sure that all EAs don’t buy the same variant and deplete it for drop. There is a very real possibility you can end up with a non-sig or /100. EA does not guarantee you a sig – just guarantees you a copy.
Also, please email me beforehand to check availability on some stuff. All of these perks are obviously limited to stock I have on hand/amount of people redeeming.
Please be cool and have fun!
