As always, I must use my position of power and influence to rebalance the cosmic scales. I must exalt Agonal Breathing because every revival band owes them something right now, and they have not gotten their flowers. We (you) were too cruel a decade ago when “Pure Agony” came out, and now you love every shitty revival band made by a 14 year old on Instagram. You’re too scared for actual evil! You can only stomach irony and memes! I’m sorry that this isn’t a trendy meme slam band but there’s other labels for that! Well, I guess at the time this was so outlandish that it kind of was a meme, but regardless! Another case of respect your elders! It’s AGONAL BREATHING!